Maybe I need counseling….
There was a young man named Dave
Who made mushroom <a href="http://www.vapininthecape.com/eliquid_c_7.html”>juice in a cave.
He said, “I’ll admit, it’s not a big hit.”
But think of the money I save.
A friend also wanted to save,
So he made mushroom flavours with Dave
He also admits, the flavour’s like ****.
But no one can smell from the cave.
“A market we now need”, said Dave
So a new access road Dave did pave
And he sent the new product
To the F.D.A.s Docket,
To give them an excuse to rave.