There once was a man from Nantucket
Who bought all his <a href="http://www.vapininthecape.com/eliquid_c_7.html”>juice in a bucket
He said with a grin
As he puffed yet again
If I had some more money, I’d truck it.
There! For the first time in all my 62 years, I wrote it without a single vulgar line! Now THAT’s self control.